Sighting

My friend gave you my number, you came over to me, and I ended up kissing another guy. I fumbled it—I am so sorry. I was on a Bumble date with him and wasn’t interested in him. I saw you and my heart pounded, and you came over to me! But I had too much tequila and made a mistake when the other guy interrupted us by kissing me. I am SO SORRY. Obviously you wouldn’t have tried to call me after that. I had to explain the context. You’re blonde, and good looking, maybe Swedish? And I never forgot you.

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